Friday, February 10, 2012

There Are Bees In My Dyslexics Bonit

You know who are the best secret keepers? Dyslexics, but you have to befriend the ones with short term memoir. Long term memoir dyslexics won't get the job done. The job you ask? Do you ever vent to someone but then afterwards question who they might tell? Well a dyslexic with short term memoir won't remember a fucking thing you say! Imagine being able to tell someone all your secrets and not have to worry about who there're going to tell. It's like a dog or baby. Their real enough that you feel you are talking to a human, but do not have the humanistic skills of gossiping. you might be wondering why I talk so down on my own kind. I am only letting the mass public know dyslexics inside jokes.  Also since you are reading this in the confront of your own home, probably on a toilet where you read most of your friends blogs, you don't have to feel guilty at laughing at the disabled.

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