Monday, January 30, 2012

If You Can't Spell Dyslexic, You Are Dyslexic.


In attempting to receive some laughs, I hung this photo above my bed of the famed dyslexic, Albert Einstein. The laughs were suppose to come from old Albert citing some Eminem lyrics, but I soon realized the joke was on me. You probably have guessed it by now, dyslexic is spelled wrong. Ding Ding Ding. If you recognized this you are most likely not dyslexic, so I just spared you thousand of dollars worth of testing. If you are dyslexic and recognized the spelling error you are either becoming a better reader, so finally those summers spent at reading camps and tutors are paying off or just simple luck. Most likely it was just luck, but I'll give you the satisfaction of decoding those hard words. Decoding, fancy word right? The only reason I know how to spell it or know the word because It's always associated with my name. "Tori, try decoding this word" If only they knew every time I was saying "This Shit again." It's like when rats have to go back into hiding when the owners come home. They're saying the same thing as me, "This shit again."

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